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Paradise Lost tropical UFO t-shirt — palm tree being lifted into flying saucer tractor beam in pink and blue riso print with "Paradise Lost" caption on light blue cotton tee
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  • Paradise Lost tropical UFO t-shirt — palm tree being lifted into flying saucer tractor beam in pink and blue riso print with "Paradise Lost" caption on light blue cotton tee
  • Paradise Lost tropical UFO t-shirt — palm tree being lifted into flying saucer tractor beam in pink and blue riso print with "Paradise Lost" caption on white cotton tee
  • Paradise Lost tropical UFO t-shirt — palm tree being lifted into flying saucer tractor beam in pink and blue riso print with "Paradise Lost" caption on grey cotton tee
 
Paradise Lost UFO T-Shirt

Paradise Lost UFO T-Shirt

Color: Light Blue
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$32.99
US shipping $4.89 • Free over $75 • Tracking included

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Description

Paradise Lost is the shirt for the moment the aliens finally take the thing we wanted most. A single palm tree rising into a tractor beam, magenta and cyan misregistered in proper riso-print tradition, the caption beneath borrowing Milton's 1667 title for the vacation that's about to be cancelled. The joke works on three levels: the literal abduction of the last palm tree, the literary wink at one of the most famous titles in English, and — if you want to read it that way — the quieter observation that paradise is being lost in a lot of ways at once, and not all of them involve flying saucers. This tropical UFO t-shirt opens a new aesthetic lane in the catalogue: vacation Americana with a cosmic interruption.

🛸 Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — unisex fit
👽 100% ring-spun cotton (grey contains 10% polyester)
🛸 Lightweight fabric — breathable enough to survive a three-hour skywatch in July
👽 Runs True To Size
🛸 Printed and shipped locally from our partner network across North America, Europe, Asia-Pacific and South America

Apparel for the Already Convinced
Premium Everyday Comfort

Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash. 100% cotton in solid colours, 90% cotton and 10% polyester in grey.r.

Lightweight & Breathable — 4.5 oz fabric designed to keep you comfortable from early morning sky watches to late-night research sessions.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed, comfortable, and built to suit most body types.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Constructed to last for repeated field-trips.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and maintains its shape wear after wear.

Tear-Away Label — Easy to remove, no residue. Nothing between you and the gear.
30-Day Print & Order Guarantee

We stand behind every shirt. If your tee arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, lost in transit, or different from what you ordered, contact us within 30 days of delivery and you choose a free replacement or a full refund. Just send a photo, and there's no need to ship anything back.

Wrong size or changed your mind? Because each shirt is printed to order we can't restock returns the way a traditional shop can, but get in touch and we'll find a solution you're happy with. Do check the size guide before ordering, which helps us keep this promise sustainable.

Printed In Your Part Of The Cosmos — We work with print partners in North America, Europe, and worldwide to fulfill orders as close to the customer as possible.

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Future-proof Comfort 👕

Soft, skin-friendly, and built to go the distance. Each tee is crafted with care for long-lasting wear — designed for the people who are always watching, and like the World to know they are Disclosure-ready.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're based in Sweden, but the signal travels far. North American orders are printed in the USA, European orders across Europe, and for receivers further afield, we've built a worldwide partner network to get your gear to you as fast as possible...no matter where you're tuned in from.
Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for home use, durable enough for a field trip, and gentle on the skin. All our tees are 100% Cotton, apart from Sport Grey, which uses 90% cotton, 10% polyester.